Random Quotes

"I've glimpsed our future, and all I can say is - go back."
- Say Anything

"What was the homework?... My mom? Good, cuz I did her." - Josh O'Neill

"I'll bring the coffee. What? No filters?" - Alyosha Tolskospfy [SP]

"Remember kids, if there's a loaded gun in the room, be sure that you're the one holding it."
- Captain Combat

"I am sorry, but what you have mistaken for malicious intent is nothing more than sheer incompetence!"
- J. L. Rizzo II

"There are no problems that cannot be solved by the judicious use of high explosives."
- British Commando quote, circa WWII.

"Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur."
(Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

"The difference between the Spice Girls and a porno film is that the porno film has better music."
- Phil Specter
"I'd offer to change your mind for you, but I don't have a fresh diaper."
- Leah to pro-spammer in news.admin.net-abuse.email

"Forgive us if we bite your head off;
we were led to assume you weren't using it in the first place."
--Jim Allenspach, in comp.lang.perl.misc

"Keep Ted Turner and his God-damned Crayolas away from my movie."
- Orson Welles, about Citizen Kane